EVERYTHING IS GREAT.

It is preferable if you have trekking boots to do this walk, but joggers can be worn. They may get wet, so don’t wear your best joggers.

Having said that, they have to be in reasonable condition. Gaiters are preferred, but long pants (quick drying) will protect your legs from scratches.

As far as the swim through the gorges is concerned, you can swim in your walking clothes or swim togs.

So a couple of weeks ago an old friend asked me if I wanted to come walking with the club she had joined, which I agreed to and then forgot about. Yesterday I got an email with the deatails and instructions on where to meet this Sunday. Also it’s a “womens’ walk”.

What are Gaiters?? I think I only own one pair of joggers.

When I die in this “gorge”, feel free to take my things and distribute them amongst yourselves. HEATSTROKE.

I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS BAD TEETH.

AUNTY ALISON'S ADVICE:

windisinmyheart:

bobloblawslawblog:

neat-o:

Childrens,

Never eat before you plan to drink because it’s WAY cheaper and quicker if you just get drunk and maybe eat some chips later. SALT.

Uh huh. I subscribe to the notion that Eating is Cheating.

 i have to binge eat before drinking or i will most def vom/wake up in a ditch.

 Colin is Asian; your argument is invalid

AUNTY ALISON'S ADVICE:

Childrens,

Never eat before you plan to drink because it’s WAY cheaper and quicker if you just get drunk and maybe eat some chips later. SALT.

Garnier have Klaxons' Golden Skans on one of their ads. They used to have Le Tigre's Deceptacon. What is this, alt kids' shampoo?

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Looks like someone was watching The Simpsons

The Tokyo Fire Department Hyper Rescue Team

is actually a thing